A casual Conversation With A Hyprocrite

[Jim Davis]

I had an interesting Conversation with a lady while at the gate in the Charlotte Airport. I was sitting in a far corner of the gate area alone, and discretely puffing on my E-Cig when a woman (30ish) sat down across from me.

She; Is that one of those smokless cigarettes?

Me; Yup.

She: Aren't they illegal in here.

Me; Nope. There is no tobacco, or smoke.

She: I see smoke.

Me: No, it's vapor from the Nicotine fluid.

She; They have Nicotine? So they're still dangerous!

Me: No, Nicotine has medical benifits. It's being used in the treatment & prevention of Alzheimer's, and Parkinsons disease.

She; Nicotine is addictive, and you still shouldn't be using it in here. Can't you people go a few hours without putting things like that in your mouth??

Me; Says the lady sucking down her Starbucks Caffiene Fix. How many cups do you drink a day?

She; This is different.

Me: How so?

She; Long pause, and then nothing.

End of conversation. She got up and moved.

[mcquinn]

Must be a Democrat watching out for your well being .Very good response though.

[prof beard]

The thing that annoys me most is the "you people"

[Royal]

She; Is that one of those smokeless cigarettes?
Me; Yup.
She: Aren't they illegal in here.
Me; Nope. There is no tobacco, or smoke.
She: I see smoke.

A liberal is a man with both feet planted firmly in the air. - Winston Churchill

Only in this case, a woman.